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Adult Sms


  • Khan BV ur pitch
    Phatan 20/20 Match ka final dekh rha tha
    .
    Major Rohail:
    Oy Khan teri BV ki pitch pr koi cricket khel rha hy
    .
    Phatan:
    Jhoot na bool Pitch 7 din k lye bnd hy

  • Kya Chaheye
    Phatan:
    Aj hum ne 20/20 final jeeta hy
    Is khushi me aj bedroom main jo mangu ga doge?
    .
    BV: Han dun gi bolo kya chaheye?
    .
    Phatan:
    Apne chote bhai ko le ao...
Shaadi ki pehli raat Husband apni biwi ki cho*t ke ander ungli dalta hai.

Biwi sharmatay hue: Aik ungli aur dalo na.

Husband: Kiu, Tu ne seeti bajani hai kya??

  • Fair & Lovely
    Maa: Beti tum sari raat kahan thi??

    Beti : Mein raat apne Boyfriend ke saath thi.

    Maa: Ker aayi apna moo kala.

    Beti : To kya hua

    "Fair & Lovely" hai naaa.....
Six and Sex
SIX:

Bat ko utha k maro six

Bed pr lita k maro to sex

.

Hands ooper hon to six

Tange ooper hon to sex

  • BOLLYWOOD & HOLLYWOOD
    Beta: papa Bollywood aur Hollywood
    boley tu kya?

    Papa: Beta jo Larki bol se khelne de wo BOLLYWOOD
    aur
    Jo Larki HOL se khelne de wo HOLLYWOOD
Choti si Lulli
Kbi Kbi choti c l*lli b
Cheekhain nekal deti hai
.
.
.
Nhi yaqeen ata to
.
.
.
Apni choti C lulli pr
Hathora mar k dekh lo

Deep passionate kiss
After a deep passionate kiss
.
Girl whisperd to the boy
.
Kiss me 1nc more like that
&
I will be urs forever
.
.
Buy:
Thanks for the warning!!!

PCB
Pakistan Cricket Board(PCB)
Refuses Richard Branson’s
VIRGIN airlines sponsorship!
Official said we can’t have
The word VIRGIN on our
Shirts when we’re fucked in
Every match

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